英语小笑话带翻译简短(英语短笑话大全爆笑)

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小学英语小故事或小笑话

• 大概100字左右，简单一些的，适合五六年级的。最好要有中文
• The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didnt like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too….." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。 "乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。" A: Whats the difference between a monkey and a flea? B: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea cant have monkeys. A:猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？ B:猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。 A:Which is the strongest creature in the world? B: The snail. It carries its house on its back. A:世界上最强壮的动物是什么? B:蜗牛.因为它可以把自己的房子放在背上. A: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? B: Keep him awake. A:怎样才能不让梦游者梦游呢？ B:不让他睡觉. He is really somebody — My uncle has 1000 men under him. — He is really somebody. What does he do? — A maintenance man in a cemetery. 他真是一个大人物 — 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 — 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ — 墓地守墓人。 Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience. At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America." 它们是从美国直接带来的 一位中国老妇人……余下全文

麻烦帮我把这个笑话翻译成英语，名字不翻译，直接写： 赵本山问：“这车钢板有没有１公分厚？” 小沈阳

• 麻烦帮我把这个笑话翻译成英语，名字不翻译，直接写： 赵本山问：“这车钢板有没有１公分厚？” 小沈阳答：“没有。” 赵本山：“里面有厕所吗？” 小沈阳：“没有”。 赵本山：“有刹车吗？” 小沈阳：“有？没有？大叔你说呢？” 赵本山：“你卖车还是我卖车你问我？” 小沈阳：“没有”。 赵本山说：“这个可以有。” 小沈阳：“这个真…没有。” 小沈阳："毕老师,你知道开车最痛苦的是什么吗?" 老毕：“呵呵！是什么”? 小沈阳： "是开着开着发现刹车没了”. 赵本山：“你快拉倒吧,知道开车最最痛苦的是什么吗?是开着开着急刹车，刹是刹住了，后面跟着一辆凯美瑞”。 小沈阳：“我总结了一下，人选车不能太随便。凯美瑞这车啊就是这样，一脚踩下去，车站住了，这一回就过去了，一脚踩下去，车没站住，这一辈子就过去了”。
• Zhao asked: "this car 1 cm thick steel plates?" Shenyang answer: "no." Zhao4 ben3 shan: "there is a toilet?" Shenyang: "no". Zhao4 ben3 shan: "have the brakes?" Shenyang: "uncle? No? What do you say?" Zhao4 ben3 shan: "do you sell cars or I sell cars you ask me?" Shenyang: "no". Zhao benshan said: "this can have." Shenyang: "the true… no." Small shenyang: "never put off till tomorrow what you can the teacher, you know what is the most painful drive?" What is old and finished: "ah!"? Small shenyang, "is to find the brake didnt open open." zhao4 ben3 shan: "you are quick to pull down, know what is the most painful? Driving is open open worry the brakes, brake is put the brakes on, followed by a camry". Shenyang: "I summarized, car cant be too literally. Camry this car is in this way, stepped down, the station, this time in the past, stepped down, car didnt stop, my life is over".

关于植树节的英语小笑话

• 手抄报要用，快点可以吗
• 爱国名将冯玉祥爱树如命，曾在军中立下护树军令：“马啃一树，杖责二十，补栽十棵”。他驻兵北京，率领官兵广植树木，被誉为“植树将军”。驻兵徐州时，带兵种植大量树木，并写一首护林诗喻示军民：“老冯驻徐州，大树绿油油；谁砍我的树，我砍谁的头。”（把它翻译成英文0

谁知道一个英语小笑话，

• 大概内容是：妻子说化油器进水了，丈夫说你知道化油器在在哪吗？妻子说我不知道，但我知道你的车在游泳池里
• 先采纳后回答

我要给大家分享小笑话 英语翻译

• 准确准确在准确！！！！！还有，小笑话是small joke还是little joke？
• Good　Boy　Little　Robert　asked　his　mother　for　two　cents．　＆quot；What　did　you　do　with　the　money　I　gave　you　yesterday？＆quot；　＆quot；I　gave　it　to　a　poor　old　woman，＆quot；　he　answered．　＆quot；You＆＃39；re　a　good　boy，＆quot；　said　the　mother　proudly．　＆quot；Here　are　two　cents　more．　But　why　are　you　so　interested　in　the　old　woman？＆quot；?517Γ瘢酰铮簦唬樱瑁濉。椋蟆。簦瑁濉。铮睿濉。鳎瑁铩。螅澹欤欤蟆。簦瑁濉。悖幔睿洌Γ瘢酰铮簦弧『煤⒆印⌒÷薏叵蚵杪枰椒智！　白蛱旄愕那墒裁戳耍俊薄　拔腋艘桓隹闪睦咸牛彼卮鹚怠！　澳阏媸歉龊煤⒆樱甭杪杞景恋厮怠！霸俑懔椒智？赡阄裁炊阅俏焕咸敲锤行巳つ兀俊薄　八歉雎籼枪摹！薄。危澹螅簟。幔睿洹。龋幔椋颉。停。螅椋螅簦澹颍。帷。穑颍椋恚幔颍。螅悖瑁铮铮臁。簦澹幔悖瑁澹颍。鳎幔蟆。椋睿妫铮颍恚澹洹。猓。铮睿濉。铮妗。瑁澹颉。穑酰穑椋欤蟆。簦瑁幔簟。帷。猓椋颍洹。瑁幔洹。猓酰椋欤簟。椋簦蟆。睿澹螅簟。椋睢。簦瑁濉。簦颍澹濉。铮酰簦螅椋洌濉。簦瑁濉。悖欤幔螅螅颍铮铮恚。Γ瘢酰铮簦唬祝瑁幔簟。耄椋睿洹。铮妗。猓椋颍洌浚Γ瘢酰铮簦弧。恚。螅椋螅簦澹颉。幔螅耄澹洌。Γ瘢酰铮簦唬伞。洌椋洌睿Γ＃常梗唬簟。螅澹濉。簦瑁濉。猓椋颍洌。恚幔Γ＃常梗弧。幔恚。铮睿欤。簦瑁濉。睿澹螅簦Γ瘢酰铮簦弧。颍澹穑欤椋澹洹。簦瑁濉。悖瑁椋欤洌。Γ瘢酰铮簦唬裕瑁澹睿。悖幔睢。铮酢。纾椋觯濉。酰蟆。帷。洌澹螅悖颍椋穑簦椋铮睢。铮妗。簦瑁濉。睿澹螅簦浚Γ瘢酰铮簦弧。恚。螅椋螅簦澹颉。澹睿悖铮酰颍幔纾澹洹。瑁澹颉。。Γ瘢酰铮簦唬祝澹欤欤。恚幔Γ＃常梗唬幔恚。椋簟。辏酰螅簟。颍澹螅澹恚猓欤澹蟆。铮酰颉。瑁幔椋颍。Γ瘢酰铮簦弧。危铮簦澹螅骸。ǎ保。椋睿妫铮颍怼。觯嫠摺。ǎ玻。睿澹螅簟。睿眩怀病。ǎ常。洌澹螅悖颍椋穑簦椋铮睢。睿枋觥。ǎ矗。澹睿悖铮酰颍幔纾濉。觯睦。ǎ担。颍澹螅澹恚猓欤濉。觯∠嗨疲焕嗨啤。保福裎延胪贩ⅰ∥医憬闶且晃恍⊙Ю鲜ΑR淮我桓鲅嫠咚狄恢荒穸诮淌彝狻〉氖魃侠萘烁鑫选！　笆鞘裁茨衲兀俊蔽医憬阄仕！　拔颐豢吹侥穸&#57563……余下全文

英语短篇寓言或笑话小故事

• 英语短篇寓言或笑话小故事，要有翻译的，初二水平，初三还只学一课，可以用就用。
• Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"两个猎人进森林里打猎，其中一个猎人不慎跌倒，两眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话。接线员沉着地说：“第一步，要先确定你的朋友已经死亡。”于是，接线员在电话里听到一声枪响，然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办？”ceased [sist] v. 停止（cease的过去式及过去分词形式）；中止；中断operator[pret]接线员

麻烦大家帮我找几个英语小故事或者是英语小笑话 英语绕口令也可以 大部分要初一的学生看得懂 不要

• 麻烦大家帮我找几个英语小故事或者是英语小笑话 英语绕口令也可以 大部分要初一的学生看得懂 不要太难背不要太长 两分钟左右 就可以了
• 你可以在网上找 书虫系列 书 里面分词汇量有不同的故事

英语小笑话

• 我现在急需一些英语小笑话（大一的，稍微搞笑点的），希望有大神能够提供~~
• I Wasnt Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasnt asleep," the man answered. "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed." "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car." 我没有睡着 当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！” “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。 “没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？” “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”The poor husband"You cant imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.可怜的丈夫“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”Where is the father? Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings. "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!" "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?" The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures." 父亲在哪儿？ 兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。 “看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀！” “是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢？” 哥哥想了会……余下全文